Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Thoughts for food!

The Indian pan chewers are confused modern wall artists.
They are not even sure whether to spit out or swallow what they have just eaten!

Coincidence is the closest word to 'no reason'.


People who coin bad and slang words are men, who employ, great imagination and creativity in the wrong place.


Why do none donate their swimming costumes for the flood relief, isn't it what the people there essentially need?! [issued in public interest]

Everything always existed, only made noticeable.

I can't eat too much cheese.

When the nose is blocked; life turns upside down, literally!


Parasitology- The study of the distance between the butt(buttocks) and mouth and how nature chose the long deviated mazes, giving purpose to countless organisms.


Self called tall men are intellectual dwarfs.



In the language of Medicine, the naked is no porn.


All great philosophers, including me, are the ones who are greatly troubled within themselves.
- Me

Not talking _ _ _ is talkin _ _ _; said Pandit shree shree shree. . .naah, nobody, I am jus' makin' that up! ;p

Are your dreams color or black&white?

5 comments:

Buzz said...

'All great philosophers, including me, are the ones who are greatly troubled within themselves.'

Certainly! Awesome. 'Wit happens'

The Inside Story said...

Nice! Loved the randomness of 'I can't eat too much cheese.'! :)
PS-I dream in technicolor!

Tejaswi said...

Took a leaf out if "uday's" diary eh? ;)!!
like the color of dream and the costumes one!

Raviteja said...

@Harsh- 'Wit happens'. It sure does!
@Sneha- This concept of randomness is RaBiTs- Random Believable Things; an inspiration from your RUTs- Random Unbelievable Things.
My dreams are enhanced plasma displays! ;p
@TT- Yes. Of course! Dreams and costumes. . .

Raviteja said...

Some other RaBiTs-

Failures are the stepping stones for success;
only, some stones are smaller. . .

"Don't compare yourself"; somebody said this when only Adam and Eve existed with their few children, I guess.
You don't compare, yes. You never insult yourself but when somebody else sets a standard; you never should fall too far behind the race.

When ppl describe a scene b/n a short guy looking up to the tall man, tell me; who gets to keep their heads higher ;p